I met you in the virtual world. And that world showed me that you are a good painter. And that you’re a very good writer, too. I left a comment on your painting. I said “nice one”…. And I texted you about your article….i said “nice one” again…..ahahaha…..naaaaayyssssssss. :p

Bob Ong. Siya ang salarin. We both love his humor and his hilarious shit [as in tae, ahaha]…I told you he’s my drinking buddy, and you just laughed about it…. And from then on, you started asking me stupid questions which I tried really hard to answer in a more-silly-but-would-make-senseanswers…that was also the start of ME eating corny jokes for breakfast or snacks or lunch and merienda and dinner….how could you throw me those jokes….they were really silly. No, they’re not silly, they’re really corny as in KORNI…but yeah, natawa ako, hindi dahil nakakatawa siya, kundi dahil ang korni niya!!!! But hmmm, you said you just wanted to cheer me up…well, thanks, you did brighten up my toxic days in your own corny way. Hahaha…..

Butthead. You are.

Ahaha…

Beavis and butthead. They were my favorite MTV icons before. And you didn’t know about them ‘til you found that “pantangang” book. Ulukon ka baya? Haha…. And yeah from then on, I am beavis and you’re buttbutt este butthead. :p Simple lang kung bakit. Kasi para tayong mga tanga. Haha. Nonsense ang text messages, but hey, we may talk like crank, but we speak like our english teachers would give us an A+. Ahahaha….inda ka. Basta ka man dyan, buttbutt! Ahaha.

Then butthead decided to pretend that he’s not silly anymore and became a padawan…ooh, butthead became a very good apprentice….he did everything the master jedi asked him to do… the master made him write and write and write essays, and he got an A+, too… And butthead the jedi’s favorite lesson that he learned from the master was, “hey, buttbutt it’s not lip sing, its lip synch”. Hahahaha…

And then butthead became a different person… buttbutt became mushy. [what the hell happened?! Ahahaha]… yeah…………nice one…..but that’s a different story….i’ll tell you about it next time…. Ciao! :p