1. a zero desire on almost everything would come just when your to do checklist is as long as a rolled 2-ply toilet paper.

2. technology doesn’t know shit. power outage does. and when you need to get things done, power fails and so you cant get any help from no-shit tech. but isn’t “tech” the nickname of our Electricity Distribution Company? oh shit.

3. for the little whinies, come on, even sadness has to sleep.

4. when you cross your finger, what do you hope for? for “that thing” to happen or not? maybe we have to standardize this one: middle finger crossed over the forefinger, you hope for “it” to happen. otherwise, it’s the forefinger who’d cross over. how about that?

5. do you have friends who are in love with your hurt? the kinds who rub things on your face? if you do, think about why you’re still keeping them.

6. when the trap door opens that means….you’ve hit bottom or passed out…..and then that also means that you forgot about that little buddy again. uh, liver? our common friend, remember?

7. lets make this world forget about being fun-repellent. lets try harder if all else fail.

8. if you haven’t had a good amount of uninterrupted sleep in days, do you think you need a brain break? i think i do. i’m tired of having short power naps all night long.

9. You can’t paint the town red when you’re feeling blue. try a monochrome rainbow, shade of of-course-you-know-what-already. duh.

10. So many thoughts are racing around in my brain, and it’s more than my head can consume. but for some thoughts and details that i can keep and remember, i’m telling you, i can even regurgitate the emotions.

11. if you see kaye, ask her who the hey invented sembreak and smash ’em! if you say its sembreak, yey!, id say: no, seriously? get out of my dream!

12. and if I hear someone say, “Tama” one more time in that way (as in tomooo), I’m going to punch them in the throat. I’ve heard it a hundred fckin times today. buy some noice timing, guys. geez.