1. some days roll like a tire which a kid strikes with a stick to keep it rolling. some days are just a drag. and some days, i just want to french kiss a barf bag.

2. i only have two words for this world where earthlings have to conform to everything: YOU SUCK.

3. whoever made jealousy, i get your point. but i hope you let the brain process some sensible facts more, before you send the signal to be jealous like a mad dog.

4. for those people who blab about how madly in-love they are with each other but the whole world thinks otherwise, uhm….go figure!

5. there’s a lewd woman on the loose. what’s the stat now? pfft. she doesn’t even know her dougs are keeping records of their phone conversations. nasty earthlings. another barf bag episode around here.

 6. eff you very much is a very cute song. you can even sing it with an effing smile.

7. i’m working my a$$ out everyday, why don’t you pay me like a big time wh%re?

8. my current job makes me care a lot about my reputation. so don’t mind number seven.

9. i have a serious question. what makes you a person?

10. i have another question. why did you answer my question seriously?